May 2013
computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
the-vashta-nerada:
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
squidnship:
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you
…The Golden Compass? O.o
